Stephen Lynch – Grand Father
by Rick Glover
Filed under Arthritis Videos
Stephen Lynch – Grand Father Lyrics: When Grandfather dies Life will be strange When Grandfather dies My whole world will change When Grandfather dies I’ll scream and I’ll yell ‘Cause I’ll be fuckin’ rich as hell So Grandfather, die Don’t keep me in suspense Oh Grandfather, cough Up that inheritance Oh Grandfather, don’t Hold on another day I love you to death But I’ve gots bills to pay A stroke would be nice Disease would be cool I’ll scatter his ashes In my new swimming pool I’ll party with heff I’ll dine with the Queen So what say we unplug that machine? Oh Grandfather, die Before the fiscal year Oh Grandfather, I Wish Kevorkian were here Oh Grandfather, fly Just take your final bow Oh Grandfather, die Family hates you anyhow For God’s sakes, you must be as old as the sun Your Social Security Number is 1 You’re deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee You donate your blood every time that you pee Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains You’re so old your penis has varicose veins Oh, why don’t you die, Grandpa? Why must you fight? You old motherfucker Just walk toward the goddamn light Walk toward the light, old man Walk toward the light, old man It’s all over now My granddad is dead A mysterious blow To his wrinkled old head Before I collect A small oversight But everything should work out all right I’ll start working on my grandma tonight
@ilurvyhu dude i didn’t understand a damn thing you said, and i know lots of people with learning disabilities and they still spell better than you do XD and not matter where you are there is always somebody that thinks they are better than everyone so grow up and try to spell things right a little bit harder it isn’t going to kill you, btw this guy fucking rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
@ilurvyhu you effing suck lol
HAHAHAH this is horrible!!!
this guys great
@killawind1287 your*
lmao!!!
@shadowslayer51 So fcking awsume!
I love him! He is amazing!
i love it die die die lol
@ilurvyhu How can anyone take you seriously when no one knows what you you are trying to say? If you want people to stop making fun of you for you spelling, then you should probably spell things correctly.
@kkool32 get a life and stop livin in mine il spel how i wanna yhu a retard sure how is sum1 fault if day have a learnin disability n cant spel n day luv cyba so much cuz u alowed spel stuf rong wiv ou ppl makin fun of u but den a old muda fucka cums alon n tinx he beta dan ever1 jus cuz he don have a condition so jus fuk of n leve me n ppl lyk me alone !
@iBiteUranus
look at his mouth when he says it, u def see the ’s’ moving(u know when u say it)
and if u don’t know what ”but i have spills to pay” means, then (no words)
@iBiteUranus
it does…
@TheSmartjog that doesn’t make ANY sense…i gots bills to pay…..
@RachelF19 don’t feel bad, he hates you as well….
lol, if WMG took audio away, his face expressions would be enough
@Wolfj187
i really think its ‘’spills to pay” to be extra funny
his face says more than a thousand words..
Bills to pay*
“Oh, why don’t you die, Grandpa?
Why must you fight?
You old motherfucker
Just walk toward the goddamn light” Loooool Classic
I really hate my grandpa so it’s perfect for me.
its only funny to me cause both grandpa’s r ded, then again…that fact makes it even funnier
sorry guy or girl but you have one incorrect line its not…..I love you to death……it is …..I knock you to death
I love his faces XD
Omg somethings seriously wrong with this guy. XD then again guess they’re something wrong with me for liking this guy. lmao.